Horse_ebooks: the new frontier

@Horse_ebooks is a spam twitter account. It should be just useless internet noise, but magically, it’s not. Somehow, the grammatically-challenged, seemingly nonsensical chatter and incomplete sentences, becomes something greater than the sum its parts, something beautiful. 

@Horse_ebooks was one of the internet highlights I experienced in 2011.
This article, The Ballad of @Horse_ebooks, explains it best. 


Here are just a few poetic classics, tweeted over the last few days:

This one is basically about me and my sister N.

It starts out simple enough, then, BAM, hovercraft.

I find this one very sweet, almost an "Oh The Places You'll Go" for the mind.

Give me two, please.

Jewellery ideas? Possible alternates for the gifts in Chronicles of Narnia?

Amen, brother.

DON'T MESS WITH THE CHAMP

When the dance floor is calling, you ACCEPT those charges.

Amiright ladies? Stop confounding men with your mysterious.

In conclusion, they