Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The old country

From the Ukrainian Rye Farming Diorama, c. 1920s exhibit at the Manitoba Museum. Basically, Ukrainians immigrated to Manitoba, promised amazing land by the Canadian government, and a few inches below the land that looked so nice, was crap. Niiiice. Unlike the area displayed in the exhibit, my maternal relatives settled in the Hnausa/Bifrost/Silver area of the province, which is why some of my extended family has Icelandic roots.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

I'm Gavin Rossdale.

My awesomesauce husband agreed to watch Eclipse with me. I hovered with a pen and paper to capture his thoughts...


Edward: “We've been tracking the situation in Seattle for a while. Unexplained disappearances, killings…”
B: “Grunge music…


Edward: “I know the consequences of the choice you’re making.”
B: “You’ll always look like you’re in The Cure.”


Jacob comes on screen.
B: “Hey look guys, I found a shirt!”


B as Jacob: “I’ve got to go do some laundry first… ON MY ABS”


B as Jasper: “…I’m Gavin Rossdale.”


B: “Volturi sounds like a car. The new Volkswagen Volturi. German engineering, four-wheel-drive, all-leather interior.”


B: “There is no spoon.”


B: “This is the flashback movie, isn’t it? ~Everybody’s got a saaaad story~”


Edward and Bella kiss passionately in front of Jacob.
B as Edward: “SUCK IT, Jake”


When they realize the army is coming for Bella
B: “WHY DOESN’T SHE GET ON A PLANE AND FLY TO F-ING EUROPE OR SOME SHIT? They can’t follow your scent on a PLANE”


B: “Bella is a passive-aggressive user! She’s USING Jacob!”


B as Jasper: “… ~GLYCERINE~”


B: “Move Trinity!!”


Jacob: “I’m hotter than you.”
B: “… Ohhhh, I see what he did there”

Sunday, December 05, 2010

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