As if you could outrun it.

Recipe for a successful RPattztival:

• How to Be
• Harry Potter and the Gobbo of Fire
• Twilight
• lots of snacks
• amazing friends with dirty, dirty mouths

I love you guys.

Work emails

*explanation of work problem*

L: "What would James T. Kirk do?"

H: "Kirk would have sex with everyone, and then pilot the Enterprise to safety at the last second. Spock would assist."

L: "I need Kirk to help me with this. He would definitely have sex with the answer. Especially if it was green."

don't judge me

*phone click*

HMVKP: "HMV Kildonan Place"
H: "Hi, do you have the Twilight DVD in stock?"
HMVKP: "Yes we do, we have lots of copies!"
H: "How much is it?"
HMVKP: "$19.99"
H: "...Okay, I'm coming to buy it right now... DON'T JUDGE ME"
HMVKP: *giggles*

To boldly go...

It's a fact

It's a fact: if you have too many hobbies, you will neglect most of them.

I am... doll parts

Taken at another waste disposal ground:

Fortunate

Had a fortune cookie on Monday with not one, but 3 fortunes:

Someone is watching you from afar.

Edward?

You will soon gain something you have always desired.

EDWARD?

Your lucky number for this week is nine.

What?! What a rip-off. They already give you lucky numbers on the back...

Home sweet home / Christmas fun

Taken at a waste disposal ground (aka "the dump") in rural MB a few days ago.

Reasons people hate Twilight

NPG

No, not New Power Generation - this is a note to J that they extended the Northeast Pioneers Greenway all the way to McIvor! (This is in lieu of me not responding to your letter yet.)

Blog!

Blog! I've missed you! I'll try my best not to ever break you again.

(For those unaware, I maxed out my monthly bandwidth limit due to rampant Twilight macro and animated gif posting. I'll be more careful now.)