Lipstick

*Twilight movie, second biology scene*

Me: "Baba, come over here! Come see my second husband!"

*Baba trudges over*

Baba: "Ohhh... he's wearing lipstick!"

*Baba and I giggle, and she agrees that RP is attractive*

Me: "He's a vampire and he wants to drink her blood but he also loves her!"

Baba: "He looks younger than her."